We came up with our own rating system for the stuff we watched. Initially it was quite simple: in descending order of perceived quality, it went --
But then for some reason we progressively hit a string of movies that were so awful that it seemed wrong to dignify them with the designation of "Flick." So Ralph and I kept coming up with lower and lower qualifications for our system. Ultimately, it went like this:
• Mere Use of Celluloid
• Complete Waste of Celluloid
• Kaiju Crapfest
• "El Topo" Special
• Ed Wood Must Have Been Behind This Somehow
I have no idea why this came to mind today. I never forgot it, though. Miss you, Ralph!