As a confirmed humanist and nonbeliever in any deity, and as someone who has doubts about the very existence of Jesus in history, I felt that I would have some deep, meaningful remarks to share with you on the subject of bidding goodbye at the Last Supper.
I don’t know. Maybe it’s because it’s April Fool’s Day as well as Palm Sunday, but all I keep coming back to is Father Guido Sarducci. You know Guido Sarducci? He’s a character from the old Saturday Night Live show, the “special Vatican correspondent” on their fake news segment. In 1975, Father Sarducci did a bit where he went looking for holy relics from the Last Supper for the Vatican’s collections, but all he could find ... was the check from the Last Brunch.